5 /5 Johnathon Alleman: I will tell you a tale, you may very well doubt
I bought used from Ford, cashed it right out
Promised it was touched up and ready to go
But when I left that lot, little did I know
Rotted shocks, leaking gasket
A salesman with swagger to mask it
Returned within months, on the service date
They wanted 10 business days, and fees so great
The ones who sold it, nowhere to be found
Just another day in this good ol boy town
I was desperate, angry, but told by friends
Take it to Venetian, and bring it in
The 10 business days that Ford had stated
Reduced to same day, glad I hesitated
Knew something was off when Fords tech assumed
I hadnt just bought it from them back in June
But Venetian saw all the issues, clear
And didnt invent issues to cause financial fear
They discovered issues that Ford had missed
And some Ford lied about, that didnt exist
Lessons learned, and nearly burned
But that afternoon to Lynn Haven, I returned
Venetian was fast, polite, and cheap
I was able to nap with peace of mind, asleep
Until I got a call from the sweet front desk
My vehicle was parked, fixed, at rest
Barely a grand for over 5k at Ford
With red-faced good ol boys and their nepotism hoard
Im so glad real people reached out to help
And told me about Venetian, so I didnt play myself
This town is full of buddy systems
Who are too full of pride to care, or listen
But that auto shop down by Sakura, is on a mission
Every stereotype of auto shops, this one isnt
They knew I had NO mechanical skill
And STILL didnt milk me for a massive bill
They were patient with questions, and sent a text
With so much consideration and real respect
I will never go anywhere else in town
One more middle finger to Ford, as I wind this down
Thank you to the team at Venetian Auto
"Get mechanics, not good ol boys," is my new motto
