5 /5 C.: I’ve been getting my hair cut by Christian since 2012, back when I was a senior in high school. At the time, he was one of the few barbers doing those crazy designs, and that immediately caught my attention. From the very first cut, I could tell he was serious about his craft—passionate, precise, and always pushing his skills to the next level.
I still remember when he hooked me up with some wild designs on both sides of my head. In ceramics class, a group of foreign exchange students from Japan saw it and went crazy—they all wanted pictures of the designs and couldn’t stop talking about how clean the work was. That’s when I knew Christian was on another level.
Fast forward 13 years, and I’ve never had a bad experience or a bad cut from him—not once. Getting a cut from Christian is more than just a haircut; sometimes, it’s like therapy. He’s been through a lot in life, and the wisdom he shares has helped me out more than a few times. I’ve picked his brain on plenty of topics, and I always walk out looking fresh and feeling even better.
I don’t think I’ll ever let another barber cut my hair unless he moves out of state—that’s how good he is. And don’t worry if you don’t have the “perfect” hairline. Mine isn’t the straightest, but he always leaves me looking 10/10. He’s never botched my hair, not once.
But Christian doesn’t just give clean haircuts—he takes care of everything. If you’ve got a beard, he’ll line it up perfectly and make sure it blends clean with your cut. He’ll get your eyebrows on point too—sharp but natural, never overdone. And when it comes to finishing touches, the straight razor work is next level. He’ll hit your edges and neck with precision, leaving everything crispy and clean. The difference a proper straight razor finish makes is crazy, and Christian does it right every time.
I never leave reviews, but that’s how great he is—he deserves it. If you’re looking for a great barber in the area, I 100% recommend you stop by The Kingdom Barbershop. Even if you’re not local, it’s worth the trip—I used to drive all the way from Seattle just to get my cut. The shop is always clean, the other barbers are top-tier, and you really can’t go wrong coming here. Plus, there’s an ATM in case you need to pull out cash for the cut.
I could go on, but I think y’all get the point. If you want to look sharp, impress a woman, or just feel good about yourself, this is the place to go. Nothing but respect for you, Christian—I look forward to many more years of haircuts from you, and one day, I hope you’ll be the one to cut my firstborn’s (hopefully a boy’s) hair.
